- oh and maybe I made a few comments in relation to life here and those habits that Katharine has to put up with.
You Know You're Dutch When...
- When looking in the fridge, you never trust that the yogurt or margarine containers contain what the label says. - sorry K...they are just cheap tupperware
- You were green before it was popular. Why recycle when you can just reuse! - only here they don't recycle. I'm getting out of practice.
- You have a pair a wooden shoes in your house. - not in Honduras...but if this sentence doesn't faze you then you have already been sucked in.
- You've eaten oliebollen at New Years. The frying going on here could give oliebollen a run for its money!
- You enjoy chocolate sprinkle (hagelslag) sandwiches. They have it here - but it is for baking only!
- You have cousins who wear size 14 shoes and are over 6'4" Hey anyone in Honduras over 5'8 is already special.
- You wash and reuse plastic cups and plastic cutlery. Why wouldn't you?
- The most frequent phrase uttered growing up was "Turn off the lights!" Sorry Katharine - I think I picked that up.
- You get a chocolate letter every year for Christmas. This year was the first year in my life the I did not.
- You like krokets. That is not a spelling error - though if I tried to describe this yumminess here it would end up sounding really gross. It is a food - and it is really good.
- You know that Vla is better than regular old pudding. No, "Vla" is not a swear word.
- You have an afghan knitted by your Oma. I had a sweater that was bright pink - my cousin had one that was flourscent green. We glowed.
- Your Oma had a calendar with everyone's birthdays & anniversaries spelled out in capital letters (bonus points if it hung in the bathroom!) Sorry to say but I have complex problems not having one here. I have no idea whose birthday it is when.
- You've been known to recycle aluminum foil... and ziploc bags. Excuse me but both these products are not biodegradable and should be reused.
- You own a special utensil that is only used for cutting cheese. And to think that I brought in this object to science class for them to guess what it was!!!
- You reuse teabags. You don't?
- You put a little water into the jar of tomato sauce and shake it to make sure you got it all out. Don't you?
- You like dubbel zout drops, and have occasionally tricked a friend into trying one. Yeah, or may have tricked my students.
- You've put mayonnaise on your french fries. H--e-ll--oo.
- You go to the "Dutch Store" because the smell brings back so many childhood memories. Why go to the Dutch Store when you can open a bag of dropjies and get the same high?
- Everything is Do-It-Yourself - it's cheaper than hiring someone. Ahh, this may explain my tendency not to let people do things for me.
This was quite a self-revelatory exercise.
3 comments:
I love it! Very hilarious, although I haven't yet figured out how one makes a chocolate sprinkle sandwich. Is it just bread and sprinkles or anything else?
Don't forget a little bit of butter. (Dutch people love bread with butter) Actually, when you smush the chocolate sprinkle sandwich, it tastes better. Serious!
It's the re-using teabags...just not right! And you leave them all over the kitchen, shrivelled up and dry! Us true Brits have heart failure just thinking about it! There are limits you know....!!!
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